Scissor-lift breakdown at full extension because you were messing with the controls? Van interior covered in red aerosol paint after you left the cap off? Amp blown? Accidentally contaminate the local water supply after you spilled a full bucket of emulsion? Expensive projector lens cracked? Compressor air-line blocked because you didn't read the manual? Charger cable lost?
Know someone called Eric?
Even after everybody who knows the man himself has bought one, and I've given one to the only other Eric I know, I still have too many left. A costly (mildly amusing) inside joke that has gotten way out of hand and is taking up too much space in my studio, so - priced accordingly...
Black Gildan Ultra tee. Perfect for mopping up paint and wiping coffee from laptop keyboards. You could also wear it.
